Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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