I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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