I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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