Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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