i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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