I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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