can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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