I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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