so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I've blown a few things in my day
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
When are your genitals available?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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