I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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