Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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