just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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