that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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