Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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