So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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