But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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