Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
