I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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