Just cropdusted the office
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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