No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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