I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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