cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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