Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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