Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
