Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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