I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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