gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
