Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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