lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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