You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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