Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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