Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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