Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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