doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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