Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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