This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
