Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
