what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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