you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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