what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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