If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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