I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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