Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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