? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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