I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i will never coherently bang her
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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