I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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