It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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