Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Randomize
