everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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