He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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