new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
