is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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