At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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