This girl is more easily done than said...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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