Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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