sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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