The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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