I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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