Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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