Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think your dad took our porno
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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